It's not just the way you tell em: researchers find the official 50 funniest jokes of all time 6. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. 5. I said to the Gym instructor ""Can you teach me to do the splits?"" He said, ""How flexible are you?"" I said, ""I can't make Tuesdays"" 4. A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and…

A blonde, brunette, and a red head... [OC] So a blonde, brunette,and a red head are each forced to kill their husbands and dispose of the corpse. They all kill their victim and have the responsibility of disposing of the body so they all throw the body in the trunks of their cars. Now, they each have to drive to the location where they can safely dispose of the body. The red head gets in her car and decides she'll drive in the left lane since that's the fast lane, so she can go fast, get to the…

A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs and says, “Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!” The wife replies: “Bullsht! He just told me he’s been digging a tunnel for months!”

Blonde Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared. Annoyed Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance...?!