[closes kitchen drawer gently and looks at son] I wasn't here *wife walks in with police officer* "did you take a knife to a job interview"

A Blonde Tries To Solve A A blonde has been working on her new puzzle for a couple days now but can't seem to get it right. One day, her husband comes home to his wife crying at the kitchen table. He rushes over and asks his wife why she was crying, and she replies ""I've been working on the puzzle forever but can't figure it out! It's supposed to be a tiger."" The husband shakes his head and says ""honey put the Frosted Flakes back in the box""

One cold winter morning, during the Christmas season, a mailman was doing his route. As he was delivering all the Christmas cards, he came to a house and realized that they had so much mail that it wouldn't fit in the box, so he decided to knock on the door. As the door was answered, a beautiful blond woman stood staring at him. The mailman said ""I'm sorry for bothering you, but I couldn't get all your mail into your box, so here it is."" The woman looked at him and said, ""Why don't you come i…

Wife is tired of doing everything, husband says it'll be okay. **Husband:** ""Babe, did you say you were making dinner? or what? I can't remember"" **Wife:** *Sighs* ""I just wish you'd take some initiative and cook your own dinner for once...I've been at work too you know. So, what, now I come home and get to cook dinner, pack the dishwasher and then unpack the dishwasher, wash all the clothes...and you know what, I just can't continue to live like this! "" **Husband:** ""Hey, hey hey, relax. I…