Two peanuts were walking down the street.. Peanut 1: ""I can't believe Jerry from accounting earlier"" Peanut 2: ""I know right. Who does he think he is, calling me nuts"" Peanut 1: ""Ah well, we can spread some rumours around the office about him tomorrow."" Peanut 2: ""That makes us seem so salty though"" Peanut 1: ""Who cares? Anyway, could you explain how to file those records again? I didn't quite cashew it"" Peanut 2: ""Well, in a nutshell, it's a simple alpha-numeric system"" Peanut 1: ""…

72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Jerry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?' Jerry replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off.' 'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says. A little later in the day…

Latest Funny Viral Jokes in Hindi: जीवन में खूब सारी टेंशन हैं, तो उससे भी ज्यादा हंसी और खुशी की दरकार रहती है, ताकि जीवन में हंसने-हंसाने का समा बना रहे और तन और मन दोनों ही स्वस्थ रह सकें क्योंकि कठिन समय में भी हमेशा हंसते और मुस्कुराते रहने भर से जीवन आसान लगने लगता है. तो फिर देर किस बात की पढ़िए मजेदार जोक्स जो आपको हंसा-हंसा कर कर देंगे लोटपोट... > टीचर : होम वर्क क्यों नहीं किया?स्टूडेंट :सर, लाइट नहीं थीटीचर : तो मोमबत्ती जला लेतेस्टूडेंट :सर, माचिस नहीं थीटीचर : माचिस क्यों…

ME: my therapist told me to stop talking about people as if they weren't here THERAPIST: [rubbing temples] i know