Little Johnny A teacher in Sunday school once asked Little Johnny, ""Johnny, do you believe in the Devil?"" ""No,"" said Little Johnny knowledgeably. ""It's just like with Santa Claus. I know it's really my dad.""

A Sunday School teacher asks her kids, what is Jesus' name? Johnny violently shakes his hand from the back. The teacher calls on him and he says ""Jesus' name is Andy"". The teacher, confused, asks ""What do you mean"". Johnny replies "" Well we always sing about him at church,"" Andy talks with us, Andy walks with us""

A Sunday School teacher is teaching her class about Hell. She asks the class, ""Do any of you know what happens to little boy and girls when they're bad?"" A child raises their hand as says, ""Oh yeah, Father Martin takes you into the bushes behind the church!"" The teacher is taken aback, and screams at the child. Another child stands up and says, ""No, it's true! Father Martin took my sister into the bushes behind the church the other day."" Gone white, the teacher asked what happened to her. …

Little Johnny in Sunday School A Sunday school teacher think his students might need a refresher on Jesus, so he asks the class, ""Do you know Jesus is?"" Steven raises his hand and says ""Jesus is in Heaven."" Mary answers ""He's in my heart."" Little Johnny raises his hand and jumps up and down and blurts out, ""He's in our bathroom!"" The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. ""Well"" Little Johnny says ""every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells…