Where is Jesus today? A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, **""Where is Jesus today?""** Steven raises his hand and says, *""He's in Heaven.""* Mary answers, *""He's in my heart.""* Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, **""He's in our bathroom!""** The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. **""Well,""** Little Johnny says, **""every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom…