69 years ago both India and Pakistan got independence on this day. Indians have become heads of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover and Pakistanis have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen Also India entered Mars but Pakistan still trying to enter India.

International airline acronyms Italy ALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In Arrival ALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia Britain BOAC = Better on a camel Belgium SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again Pakistan PIA = Please, Inform Allah Yugoslavia JAT = Joke About Time Pacific Western Airlines PWA = Pray While Aloft PWA = Please Wait Awhile Airlines Trans World Airlines = Teeney Weeny Airlines.

Authorities in India have arrested and imprisoned a pigeon. On suspicion that it was spying for Pakistan. [True story](http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/32928909/pakistani-spy-pigeon-arrested-in-india)

An American mistakes a Hindu from India as a Muslim from Pakistan Indian guy goes ""Excuse me sir, you seem to have mistaken me for a Muslim from Pakistan. I belong to 711 not 911."" I will show myself out.