69 years ago both India and Pakistan got independence on this day. Indians have become heads of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover and Pakistanis have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen Also India entered Mars but Pakistan still trying to enter India.

The official carriers of India and Pakistan. because of the risk factors: Pakistan International Airlines or PIA is expanded to Please Inform Allah. Air India or AI is expanded to Already Informed.

An American mistakes a Hindu from India as a Muslim from Pakistan Indian guy goes ""Excuse me sir, you seem to have mistaken me for a Muslim from Pakistan. I belong to 711 not 911."" I will show myself out.

Interview Once a Sardar attended an Interview. Interviewer Give me the opposite words. Sardar Ok Interviewer Made in India Sardar Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer Good Keep it Up Sardar Bad Put it Down Interviewer Maximum Sardar Mini Dad Interviewer Enough! Take your Seat Sardar Insufficient! Don't take my seat Interviewer Idiot! Take your seat Sardar Clever! Don't take my seat Interviewer I say you get out! Sardar You didn't say I come in Interviewer I reject you! Sardar You ap…