69 years ago both India and Pakistan got independence on this day. Indians have become heads of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover and Pakistanis have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen Also India entered Mars but Pakistan still trying to enter India.

The official carriers of India and Pakistan. because of the risk factors: Pakistan International Airlines or PIA is expanded to Please Inform Allah. Air India or AI is expanded to Already Informed.

Authorities in India have arrested and imprisoned a pigeon. On suspicion that it was spying for Pakistan. [True story](http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/32928909/pakistani-spy-pigeon-arrested-in-india)

Interview Once a Sardar attended an Interview. Interviewer Give me the opposite words. Sardar Ok Interviewer Made in India Sardar Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer Good Keep it Up Sardar Bad Put it Down Interviewer Maximum Sardar Mini Dad Interviewer Enough! Take your Seat Sardar Insufficient! Don't take my seat Interviewer Idiot! Take your seat Sardar Clever! Don't take my seat Interviewer I say you get out! Sardar You didn't say I come in Interviewer I reject you! Sardar You ap…