Three blondes want to cross the Nile. A Golden Fish offers each of them a wish to come true The first one wishes to swim fast. She gets to the middle of the river and the crocodiles eat her. The second one wishes to swim faster. When she gets to the middle the crocodiles eat her. The third blonde wishes to become a man. The Gold Fish turns her into a man and she says: -Thank God there's a bridge here.

An Egyptian man won't accept that he is a bad swimmer, so he jumped into the river... He's still in the Nile.

I never thought I'd be drowning in a river. I think I was in the Nile

Be Careful of Egyptian Sharks They can smell blood a nile away