An Egyptian man won't accept that he is a bad swimmer, so he jumped into the river... He's still in the Nile.

I never thought I'd be drowning in a river. I think I was in the Nile

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong? They're always in de Nile.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida? In da-Nile