An Islamist dies and goes to heaven... One day, a Muslim dies, and goes to heaven. As he enters the gates, he sees a man with a halo and wings. He cries: ""Muhamet! It's you!"" and the man chuckles and replies ""No, I'm only Saint Peter. Muhamet is upstairs."" The Muslim then goes up the flight of stairs and sees another man. He cries: ""Muhamet! It's you!"" and the man chuckles and replies ""No, I'm Jesus Christ. Muhamet is upstairs."" The Muslim is pleased: Muhamet is on an upper level than Jesus Christ, take that, Christians! He proceeds to go up another level, where he sees a tall man who looks all powerful. He cries: ""Muhamet! It's you!"" and the man chuckles and replies ""No, no no no. I'm God. Muhamet is upstairs."" Wow, Muhamet is bigger than God! God then asks ""All that stair climbing must have made you thirsty though... Care for some coffee?"" to which the Islamist thanks him and agrees. God then turns his head up and says ""Muhamet! Two coffees, please!""