Hillary Clinton goes jogging [long] Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the river below. Before anyone else could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid says, ""I want to go to Disneyland."" Hilary says, ""No problem, I'll take you there on my campaign airplane"". The second kid says, ""I want a new pair of N…

Barack Obama was out jogging one day... When he tripped, and fell over a bridge railing and landed in the river below. Before secret service could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted in return for saving his life. The first kid said, "I want to go to Disney world!" To which Obama replied, "not a problem, I'll even fly you there in Air Force one." The second kid then says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jord…

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I would be so ashamed if I had a kid who didn't want to be famous.