If Chile and Turkey had a war... Would that be a recipe for disaster? Would Greece get involved?

Robbing a bank in Greece is like raiding a food warehouse in Uganda. You look stupid and you get nothing out of it.

[first date] Him: You're amazing! I'm having a great time! Me: I will fight you for the rest of this pizza.

I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.