Grandma and the bus driver A little old lady got on a city bus, and sat down behind the bus driver. After a couple minutes, she asked him, ""Hey, mister! Want some peanuts?"", and held up a bag full. ""Sure!"", he said, and popped a handful in his mouth. After eating several more, he asked, ""Hey...don't you want to have some of these?"" ""Nope,"" the old lady replied, ""Ain't got no teeth! I just likes the chocolate on the outsides!""