The problem was that everyone was poking my ex on Facebook. And in my bed And on my couch And in my car And when I was at work

Thanks for posting your running route on Facebook. Now I know the best place to hit you with my car.

If you post a pic of the temperature in your car on Facebook the University of Phoenix will email you a Meteorology degree.

A SENIOR'S PERSPECTIVE OF FACEBOOK For those of my generation who do not, and cannot, comprehend why Facebook exists: I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom. I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, …