Thanks for posting your running route on Facebook. Now I know the best place to hit you with my car.#Facebook#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just got my Facebook account suspended for reading a full article before I shared it.#Facebook#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Remember to horrify your friends and family by testing out your tweets on Facebook today#Facebook#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I have Facebook like reflexes. "Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?" *throws a book and hits you right in the face*#Facebook#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp