What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? America can't milk a cow for 15 years.#America#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Only in America would they name a state after a bucket of fried chicken.#America#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did the chicken cross the road? .... because Bernie Sanders challenged him to a debate about the future of America.#Bernie Sanders#America#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Only in America... Can you shoot up a whole church and still be hated less than someone who shot a lion.#America#Animals#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp