What do you call a snake that works for the government? ~~A civil serpent~~ Senator.#Animals#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*dog runs for president* *dog sits for president* *dog rolls over fo#Animals#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Fox News reports that President Obama rapped his oath in Arabic while cutting the head off a goat.#President Obama#Fox News#Animals#Politics+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*dog runs for president* *is asked race sensitive question "The thing is, I don't see color" *crowd goes wild*#Animals#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
HILLARY CLINTON: Putin wants a puppet as the US president KERMIT THE FROG: YAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!#Hillary Clinton Putin#President Kermit#Frog#Animals+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp