My gym teacher said get in line or ill tip a cow. i asked ""how much money are you gonna tip the cow?""

Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Money doesn't grow on trees. Your move, multinational agricultural biotechnology corporations.

When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now