My gym teacher said get in line or ill tip a cow. i asked ""how much money are you gonna tip the cow?""#Animals#Money#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I undress there is a radiant shower that falls. Not of money or glitter, but of dog hair.#Animals#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Under pressure, Air Bud's math teacher changes grade from "he's a dog" to a 70#Animals#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
wife: Can't we just buy a bigger catflap? me: [buttering the cat] We're not made of money, Karen#Animals#Marriage#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Dog yoga class] Teacher: Alright, let's go into downward human pose [Dogs hunch over and start pretending to text]#Animals#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp