Horrible Accident A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. ""My God!"" the trooper gasped. ""Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"" ""Yes, officer, I'm just fine"" the blonde chirped. ""Well, how in the world did this happen?"" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. ""Officer, it …

Three girls are trying to escape the police. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead when they finally think they're in the clear. Relieved, they stop at the shops. The brunette goes to the pet store and buys a cat, and the redhead buys a dog, while the blonde goes to the supermarket next door and buys a sack of potatoes. They return to their car, and the police have resumed chase. They pull over and the brunette says, ''I know! If we make the noise of the animal we bought they might not catch us!'' …

So there is a rookie cop out on his first day on patrol... He is partnered with a veteran cop to show him the ropes. They pull over a blond for speeding. The veteran cop says ""I want you to go up to the window and undo your fly."" ""Why would I do that?!"" exclaims the rookie. ""Just trust me, do it."" assures the veteran. So the rookie cop walks up to the blonds car window, and as she rolls it down he undoes his zipper. She looks up at him with a shocked face and says ""OH NO! Not another brea…

So this blonde cop pulls over this lady... So one day this blonde chick is driving down the interstate when a cop pulls her over. The man walks towards the driver door, as the blonde girl rolls down the window. She says, ""Hello officer, what can I help you with today?"" The cop looks at her and says, ""Ma'am I'm going to need to see your driver's license."" The woman looks at him and says, ""What is a driver's license?"" He says, ""It's the little rectangle thing that has your picture on it."" …