😄 I see a border patrol car drive by... So I ask my mexican co-woker if he has his visa. He looks at m...

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I see a border patrol car drive by... So I ask my mexican co-woker if he has his visa. He looks at me cofused for a minute then says ""no no I only have debit card"" (true story)

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