If the car in front of me were moving any slower, it'd be Paris Hilton's thought process.

Headed to the Gyno... I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quic…

My favorite blonde joke -Source: I don't remember where I first saw it, but when I googled it coolblondejokes.com got first result One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren't dumb. They begged: ""Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we're not dumb."" The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd. She got up on the car too and …

Bob and Jim in Paris Two Americans, Bob and Jim, are on vacation in Paris. They're walking down the street, when a car pulls up, slamming on the brakes. The driver leans out. ""Parlez vous Francais?"" Bob looks at Jim and shrugs. ""Habla Espanol?"" The two men just stare. ""Parli Italiano?"" No answer. The man throws his hands up and then drives away. They walk on a bit farther, and then Bob says to Jim, ""You know, we should learn another language."" ""Why?"" Jim asks. ""That guy knew three lan…