Don't Fall Asleep in Church A man who went to church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this. One Sunday, she took a long hatpin with her to poke him with every time he would doze off. As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out, ""And who created all there is in six days and rested on the seventh?"" She poked her husband, who came flying out of the pew and screamed, ""GOD!!"" The minister said, ""That's right, that's r…

Wife just gave birth to our second child and told me I need to appreciate her more I promised to worship the ground she stomps on

I came back from war to find out that I had missed the birth of my wife's second child. Turns out, I also missed the conception.

An irish couple is in the hospital as the wife is having a baby.... ...The doctor delivers the baby and says to the husband ""Congratulations! You now have a bouncing baby boy!"" The couple is overjoyed with the successful delivery of their new son. Just then the doctor says ""Oh wait! There's more!"" and proceeds to deliver a second child, this time a beautiful baby girl. The couple is surprised, but still happy with their new twin babies. Just then the doctor says ""Hold that thought! There's …