Why has Hillary Clinton ask Santa for a 23 letter alphabet? Because she's sick of F.B.I

Hillary Clinton is a strong woman who doesn't need Bill. Besides, the FBI has been fingering her for a while now.

I don't care what the FBI says, America's most wanted still sounds like an honor.

It's not called "Laura the Explorer" because if a little white girl gets lost in the woods, CNN shows up with the FBI.