I was holding the door for an Asian guy and he said "sank you." So I punched him. Cant believe that he brought up Pearl Harbor lke that

How do you tell your spouse you were fired from SpaghettiOs for honoring Pearl Harbor Day with a smiling cartoon noodle holding a flag?

I'll be remembering Pearl Harbor by getting bombed this evening.

So a Chinese guy and a Jewish guy are drinking in a bar... ...so they're talking and drinking and all of a sudden out of nowhere the Jewish guy hauls off and hits the Chinese guy in the face, knocking him off his bar stool. The Chinese guy is incredulous, ""what the hell was that for?!"" The Jew replies, ""that was for Pearl Harbor!"" The Chinese guy, eager to set him straight says, ""That was the Japanese you idiot not the Chinese!"" So the Jew apologizes and they continue drinking. A few minut…