Letter from Scout Camp Dear Mom, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away.. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened. Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue Jeeps. It was great. We never would have found Ada…

Letter home from summer camp Dear Mum & Dad, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened. Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue Jeeps. It was great. We never would…

The Comedian So there's this comedian called Horace and everyone thinks he's a hoot. All his jokes were a hit with the crowd except one; the joke about him and the cow. Every time he told this joke, his audience would leave because they disliked it so much, but because it was his favourite joke, he felt he had to tell it in all of his routines. So one day he was doing a gig at a comedy club where he's a regular performer. The crowd were laughing and cheering at his jokes until, ""Ok, let me tell…

A traveling salesman is driving down a country road when he gets a flat tire. He spies a farmhouse in the distance and begins walking across the field to ask for help. As he nears the door he notices a cute little pig with three legs rooting around a small garden. The salesman knocks on the door and is greeted by the farmer who agrees to help the man with his tire. On the way to the car the salesman asks, ""hey, what's the deal with that three legged pig."" ""You mean Horace?"" the farmer replie…