The Comedian So there's this comedian called Horace and everyone thinks he's a hoot. All his jokes were a hit with the crowd except one; the joke about him and the cow. Every time he told this joke, his audience would leave because they disliked it so much, but because it was his favourite joke, he felt he had to tell it in all of his routines. So one day he was doing a gig at a comedy club where he's a regular performer. The crowd were laughing and cheering at his jokes until, ""Ok, let me tell you about the joke about me and the cow..."" ""STOP!"" one of the audience cried, ""Don't tell that joke!"" ""Why?"" he replied, ""It's my favourite one."" ""Because, it's Horacebull!""