Before leaving for the convention center on Election night, Hilary told Bill: ""Tonight, for the first time in history, America will finally have two presidents sleeping with each other""... When she got home, Bill was already eagerly waiting in bed, and he said: ""Is Trump on his way or should I drive to his place?""

As a Hilary supporter in Colorado, I'm still happy with the outcome of the election. Since proposition 106 passed I can legally kill myself now that trump won.

Sort of racist joke (sorry) Why will Hilary win the election? Because only the white people that didn't go to college will vote for Trump. All the other people that didn't go to college will vote for Hillary.

Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump in a hot air balloon Hilary invites Donald on a bury the hatchet secret meeting before the knives come out in the run up. A little while into the trip she springs a surprise on the other President hopeful.. "" So Trump.. I would like you to say hello to our pilot, Pedro who happens to be Mexican, and my assistant, who happens to be a photographer. "" Before Donald has the chance to react the flame feeding the huge balloon keeping them in the sky starts to flicker …