I told my disbelieving Egyptian friend that he was standing in a river... ...but he was in The Nile.#Nile#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
An Egyptian man won't accept that he is a bad swimmer, so he jumped into the river... He's still in the Nile.#Nile#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong? They're always in de Nile.#Nile#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp