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A plane's pilot is dead and the plane is going to crash. There are 5 passengers and 4 parachutes. The first passenger is Barack Obama, who takes a parachute on the grounds of being ""the president of America"". The second passenger, Mohammed Ali, takes a parachute on the grounds of being ""a famous boxer"". The third passenger, Donald Trump, takes a parachute on the grounds of being ""the smartest man in the world!"" This leaves a little girl and an old lady. The girl wants the old lady to have a parachute. The lady says ""you should take it, dear. You have longer on this world than I do."" The girl says back ""there's two parachutes. The smartest man in the world took my backpack."" EDIT: next time get the numbers right

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Joke ID: 01KKTNE35K7BPEMGKZ1DPAYT56

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