A blind man walks into a bar... ...and finds a vacant seat and proceeds to order a beer. As he sips his first drink of his nice cold beer she says to the bartender, ""Do you want to hear a joke, it is a really funny blond joke I just heard?"" The bartender looks at the blind man and replies, ""Sir, since you are blind I will kindly do you the service of letting you know that I myself am blond, the woman next to you is blond and is a triathlon athlete, and the three women sitting right behind you…

[Long] A couple go to a bar during karaoke night... and they hear a man sing to most beautiful cover of Stairway to Heaven they had ever heard. Since they were planning their wedding at this time, they approach the man after his performance. ""Wow, that was an amazing cover! Would you like to come perform at the reception of our wedding?"" they ask him. ""I would love to! As a matter of fact, I'm a justice too, so I could even wed you two in the same day!"" he replied. So it was settled, and the…

Bar vs Church A Bar Opened Opposite a Church!!! The Church Prayed Daily against the bar business. Days later the bar was struck by lightning & caught fire which destroyed it. Bar Owner Sued the Church Authorities for the cause of its destruction, as it was an action because of their Prayer. The Church Denied all Responsibility!!! So, the judge commented, ""It's Difficult to Decide the Case because here we have a Bar Owner Who Believes in the Power of Prayer & an Entire Church that Doesn'…

An Irishman running frantically late... for a court appearance was having trouble finding a parking spot down town. In solemn prayer he asked the Lord of Heaven to help him find a parking spot. In return he would give up his Irish whiskey and go to Sunday Mass for the rest of his life. Suddenly there, like the Red Sea parting, appeared a parking spot! ""Never mind Lord, I found one. Tanks anyway.""