A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence demanded a jury trial. It was nearly 4:30 p.m. and getting a jury would take time so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty. He found a dozen lawyers in the main lobby and told them that they were a jury. The lawyers thought this would be a novel experience and so followed the judge back to …

An American, an Englishman, and a Polish man were driving in the desert... All of a sudden, the car breaks down. The Englishman says he seen a gas station sign a ways back. So the three decide to troop back to the gas station and see if they have a tow truck. They each grab one item from the car for the long hike. The Englishman takes case of beer, the American takes a bunch of candy bars, and the Pole takes the driver side door. After about a mile of walking the Pole says,""Hey English, why did…

A mechanic just recently died ... and not being a very religious man, gets sent to hell. Well, while in hell, the mechanic meets Satan, and he is shown the ins and outs of Hell. While wandering, the mechanic starts doing the thing he's best at, fixing things. In a matter of weeks, Hell has air conditioning, working TV's and indoor plumbing, all being constantly maintained and improved by the mechanic. Seeing this from heaven, God calls Satan over and demands to have the mechanic as Hell is suppo…

The Hunter The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what calibre the bullet was that killed the animal. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on. They blindfo…