Bill and Ted were at a bar... Bill asked, ""Hey where's Dave? Why isn't he here tonight?"" ""Dave is dead,"" said Ted. ""How?"" Ted said, ""Well, he was supposed to pick me up, but when he got to my house, he hit my Ferrari in the driveway, flew through his own windshield, and crashed through my kitchen window."" ""What a terrible way to die!"" ""Well, no, that didn't kill him. He tried to get up off of my kitchen floor, and he grabbed the handle of my refrigerator door for balance, but the frid…

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I haven't got a Ferrari in my garage

[Long] Depressive man meets genie. A depressive man is walking through the park. He's depressed 'cause of the recent divorce he went through. He kicks an old can that's laying in front of him and BANG - there's a Genie who grants him 3 wishes. The sad part is, that for everything he wishes double goes to his ex-wife. The man starts thinking and goes: ""My first wish, is that I own a Ferrari"". *Swhooossh, BANG* There's a Ferrari at just in front of his nose and 2 on the front porch of the ex-wif…

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.