Look ma, no hands. I was caught shoplifting in Saudi Arabia :(

In his defense, everyone sounds drunk when they say "I'm Shia LaBeouf"

Shia Labeouf always looks like he's trying to teach math after someone just waved smelling salts under his nose.

[Jaws 5] Shia LaBeouf: Wait, is that a real shark? Spielberg: ACTION!!