In his defense, everyone sounds drunk when they say "I'm Shia LaBeouf"

[Jaws 5] Shia LaBeouf: Wait, is that a real shark? Spielberg: ACTION!!

Shia LaBeouf is what happens when you name your child from a random rack of Scrabble tiles.

To whom was Shia LaBeouf chanting ""*He will not divide us*"" after he got arrested yesterday? His buttcheeks.