In his defense, everyone sounds drunk when they say "I'm Shia LaBeouf"

Shia Labeouf always looks like he's trying to teach math after someone just waved smelling salts under his nose.

[Jaws 5] Shia LaBeouf: Wait, is that a real shark? Spielberg: ACTION!!

Shia LaBeouf is what happens when you name your child from a random rack of Scrabble tiles.