Man walks into the Doctor's office.... ""Doc, you gotta help me! I can't stop singing *Delilah*!"" he says. ""Hmm, sounds like Tom Jones disease"" replies the Doctor. ""Is it common?"", the man asks, with a fearful look on his face. ""It's Not Unusual.""

A man goes to the doctor complaining about constantly hearing the song "Delilah" in his head. The doctor says, "That sounds like a textbook case of Tom Jones syndrome." The man asks, "Never heard of that. Is it common?" The doctor responds, "It's not unusual."

ME: my therapist told me to stop talking about people as if they weren't here THERAPIST: [rubbing temples] i know

THERAPIST: what's the problem? WIFE: he replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise