"Tom Jones Syndrome" A man is in the waiting room at his Doctor's office and finally, the Doc arrives. "Hello Jim what seems to be the problem today?" Jim replies "Doc, you've gotta help me. I can't stop singing 'She's a Lady' by Tom Jones!" The Doc says "oh yes, that is 'Tom Jones Syndrome'" "Is it common?" Jim asks "Well it's not unusual" First post.

Tom Jones fever A man is in the waiting room at his Doctor's office and finally

[Doctor's Office] Sir, it appears you have takes-everything-literally disease. "Is it bad, doc?" Yes, but bear in mind- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Doctor's Office] Doctor: The bad news is you have 3 months to live. Me: What's the good news? Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week