Little Timmy's Dream Little Timmy has been having nightmares. He just dreamt that his grandpa Jack died. The next day he wakes up and his father tells him that grandpa Jack died. Timmy is agitated but thinks it was a coincidence. The next day, he has a dream that his friend Jane dies. He goes to school, and the teacher announces that she is dead. Timmy runs home and tells his dad that he has dreams that come true. He dreamed that grandpa Jack and his friend Jane died and they did. His dad tells …

Story about a blue fish. A boy was told to draw a blue fish for homework. The next day he brought the drawing back to school and showed it to the teacher, the teacher looked at it and told him to leave the class and go to the principal. At the principal's office the boy was asked why he was sent, the boy responded; ""Well I was told to draw a blue fish but as soon as the teacher saw it she sent me to you."" The principal asked to see the drawing and upon viewing it expelled the student from the …

There was once a Chinese elderly father and his three sons... I was told this by my Chinese philosophy professor who summed up modern Chinese thinking in a story. Being an American Chinese male, it invoked weird feelings... There was once a Chinese elderly father and his three sons. The elderly father tells his sons: ""Children, I am dying and will not be on this earth for much longer. When I die, what will you do with my remains?"" The oldest replies: ""Father, I will take your remains and plac…

A Seventh Grade Health Class was learning about pregnancy. Young Suzy asks her teacher, ""Can my grandma get pregnant?"" Her teacher replies that no, she can't, shes far too old. Suzy then asks if her fifty year old mother could get pregnant. Her teacher tells her no, shes a little too old for that. Suzy, puzzled, asks if she can get pregnant. Her teacher freaks out and tells her ""Don't even think about it young lady, you're far too young!"" Johnny pipes up from the back of class ""See, I told …