you know who else had a "fun hat phase"? Abe Lincoln. and we all know what happened to THAT guy

" I made my famous dip for the office party" You're a regular Abe Lincoln. "But he wasn't a chef" Exactly

I bet Abe Lincoln only paid with $5 bills then as the cashier's face lit up, he'd smugly grin "yep."

why did abe lincoln get released from prison? because he's in a cent