" I made my famous dip for the office party" You're a regular Abe Lincoln. "But he wasn't a chef" Exactly

I bet Abe Lincoln only paid with $5 bills then as the cashier's face lit up, he'd smugly grin "yep."

why did abe lincoln get released from prison? because he's in a cent

JFK and Abe Lincoln were two of the greatest president of all history. I think it's because they were so Open Minded.