I bet Abe Lincoln only paid with $5 bills then as the cashier's face lit up, he'd smugly grin "yep."#Abe Lincoln#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
you know who else had a "fun hat phase"? Abe Lincoln. and we all know what happened to THAT guy#Abe Lincoln#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
" I made my famous dip for the office party" You're a regular Abe Lincoln. "But he wasn't a chef" Exactly#Abe Lincoln#Food#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
why did abe lincoln get released from prison? because he's in a cent#Abe Lincoln#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
JFK and Abe Lincoln were two of the greatest president of all history. I think it's because they were so Open Minded.#Jfk#Abe Lincoln#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp