When you're in the voting booth this fall, remember that Abe Lincoln didn't slay all those vampires so that Trump could become President.

you know who else had a "fun hat phase"? Abe Lincoln. and we all know what happened to THAT guy

" I made my famous dip for the office party" You're a regular Abe Lincoln. "But he wasn't a chef" Exactly

I bet Abe Lincoln only paid with $5 bills then as the cashier's face lit up, he'd smugly grin "yep."