*doctor moonwalks into office* "Your test results are back Mr Johnson. You tested positive for BEING FABULOUS!!" *Mr Johnson does the robot*

A young man was interning at a hospital His friend called in to see him but he wasn't around. A passing nurse stopped and asked if she could help the man. ""Yes, I'm looking for my friend, Michael. Is he around?"" ""Can you describe him?"" the nurse asks. After the friend describes him, the nurse replies uneasily. ""Oh yes him. I'm a little nervous about him actually"" ""Oh really, and why is that?"" asks the friend. ""Well, yesterday I told him to give Mr Johnson his medicine. 2 tablets at 1 o'…

A man and his wife are golfing... ...and with it being such a beautiful day they decide to walk the course. In order to keep pace as best they can with all the cart riders, the wife walks on ahead to the forward tees while her husband is setting up to tee off on the first hole. She's just about there when he swings and snap hooks the ball which strikes her in the temple, killing her instantly. Later, he's at the hospital and the doctor says: ""I'm so sorry Mr Johnson. We have confirmed that the …

A man walks into the doctors office. The nurse takes him to the examination room and leaves him in there. He sits down on the table and waits for the doctor. The doctor comes in and says to the man, "" Mr. Johnson, we have the results of your test. I have some very bad news for you. You have cancer."" Mr Johnson says, "" Oh my god! Cancer! How long do I have to live, doc?"" The doctor says, "" I'm afraid you have 6 months to live. And unfortunately I have more bad news. "" Let me sit down for a …