Weird how Superman's an alien but looks exactly like a white dude & then he landed in Kansas & not say, mainland China

We only speak to our two year old with a British accent. She's going to be the coolest kindergartner in Kansas.

Y'all are gonna lose your minds when Donald Trump eats a Snickers and turns into Bernie Sanders.

"What is your reason for divorce?" She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'