😄 Miss Bishop was teaching her class of 6-year olds. ""Sandy, can you spell cat?"" she asked. ""C-A-T"...

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Miss Bishop was teaching her class of 6-year olds. ""Sandy, can you spell cat?"" she asked. ""C-A-T"" said Sandy. ""Well done, Sandy. Tommy, can you spell dog?"" ""D-O-G, Miss"" replied Tommy.""Well done, Tommy!"" she said. ""Abdullah, can you spell racial discrimination?""

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