CHRISMAS CRAKER What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia! Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'! Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low ""elf"" esteem! What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson! What do you call a cat in the desert? Sandy Claws! Who delivers presents to cats? Santa Paws! What do you call a dog who works for Santa? Santa Paws!