What do you call a dog on the beach? Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common? They both have Sandy Claws.

Wife [walking into house]: Ummm.. Me: [recreating "You Better Shape Up Scene" from Grease with my dog dressed as Sandy]: You're home early.

Celebrating christmas in another country, santa leaves a chicken cutlet in my boot. "Is that good?" No one will make eye contact with me.