Nancy Reagan didn't have to die... But she said no to drugs.#Nancy Reagan#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Nancy Reagan gave the ultimate sacrifice today... She'd rather die than see Trump win the GOP nomination#Nancy Reagan#Gop#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted.#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp